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“The Internet is a shallow and unreliable electronic repository of dirty pictures, inaccurate rumors, bad spelling and worse grammar, inhabited largely by people with no demonstrable social skills. ” (Author Unknown)

Okay, so I wouldn’t go so far as to call the entire Internet “shallow.” I like the Internet. Quite an ingenious thing. I just don’t like Internet abuse.  If not exactly fair to the Internet, this quote  is still a nice little blast at the Internet-abusing population at large. BUT WAIT! We could make this statement much better… let’s fix it up…

“FACEBOOK is a shallow and unreliable electronic repository of dirty pictures, inaccurate rumors, bad spelling and worse grammar, inhabited largely by people with no demonstrable social skills.”

Perfect. Can I get the credit for that one now?

By the way, I am out of the country right now and do not have internet access 99% of the time. I hope that explains the quiet on this end. No fears, I will be back from my thrilling trip soon!

This is great. Christine Whelan confirms my fears in her article “Looking to Lie? Do It Via Email.” I’ll bet my bottom dollar that the same lines of reasoning are true for social networking. I would love to see statistics for how often people lie on Facebook.  (In fact, it would probably be impossible to measure. I hate the fact that so many people’s online identities are thoroughly false representations of themselves. Please do not write stuff you never would say. And if you are so shallow as not to have much of a personal identity, please do not try to create one out of borrowed phrases, cliches, and inane pictures.) If statistics please you, you may also be interested to know that 90% of people lie in online dating profiles. Why? Well, because lying is the foundation of that stable relationship you are seeking, right? Now, a word to those who say that the Internet makes us more human? Just how exactly??? By making it easier for us to succumb to our worst vices? The social disengagement theory… yes, social disengagement. That’s what Cyberspace is. No, I’m not against the web. But Facebook has got to go. The “Facebook makes us more human” ploy is something I just cannot comprehend. Please explain it to me if you can. Anyways, the article follows:

“People lie more via email than when using good old pen-and-paper, a new study finds. (Wait, people still write with paper and pen? Now we’re getting at the core of the real lie…)

OK, but it seems that lying increased by 50% between the pen-and-paper experimental condition and the email condition. So, why? It’s social disengagement theory in action: We’re more likely to feel OK about deviating from our usual ethical standards when we can tell ourselves that, in this situation, it’s not so bad, and when we’ve got some psychological distance from any bad consequences of our actions.

Writes PsyBlog:

Both of these are encouraged by three characteristics of email:

  1. Less permanent: people think of it as a substitute for conversation rather than a letter. People feel they are ‘chatting’ more over email, rather than writing to each other. The impermanence of email is emphasised by a Gmail feature which allows users to ‘unsend’ a message within 5 seconds of sending (instructions here).
  2. Less restrained: as mentioned in this previous post on social networking profiles, people behave in a more disinhibited way online. Online exchanges show less conformity to social norms, people display much less restraint and are less worried about what others think of them.
  3. Lower personal connection: studies show that online, people feel less trust and rapport with others, leaving them with a sense of disconnection.

All of these may lead people to feel low levels of accountability for their emails. Hence more fibs.

How to spot online lies? Read the full report – and check out the original study. Y’know, just in case I’m lying.”

You’ve got to admit that the 2nd and 3rd characteristics apply just as well to Facebook as to email. I would submit that the 1st does as well. Note: I am not saying that what is put on Facebook is less permanent; I am saying that people certainly think it is. Interesting.

(Source: http://incharacter.org/character-sketches/looking-to-lie-do-it-via-email/)

I have nothing to say

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This reminds me of a Roman proverb I read in Latin class a few years back. I believe it went like this:

“There is a time when something should be said. There is a time when nothing should be said. But there is no time when everything should be said.”

Facebook indulges and thrives on people who say way too much.

Today a shiny new book came in the mail, entitled The Wisdom of Mr. Chesterton: The Very Best Quotes, Quips, and Cracks from the Pen of G.K.Chesterton. I certainly qualify as an enthusiast of quote-compilations, so I practically fell in love at first sight. Undeniably at first page, at least. My mom says I have to share it with everyone in the family, but don’t you think that sounds a tad bit Communistic?  I’m a fan of private property myself. Anyway, be sure to act surprised if the book and I disappear for a while.

Here are some beauties from Chesterton, on those subjects dear to AFLI’s heart:

 ”Civilisation is not to be judged by the rapidity of communication, but by the value of what is communicated. ” (Isn’t this what I’m always saying? Having a technology does not mean it is a good technology, nor does it oblige us to use it.)

People talking in twos talk gently, because they feel emphatically: people talking in tens or twenties talk emphatically because they do not care a dump about anything.” (Quantity versus quality is best in friendship. Facebook does not promote this. On the contrary, it generally breeds competition and concern as to how many “friends” one has.)

“And never before, I should imagine, in the intellectual history of the world have words been used with so idiotic an indifference to their actual meaning.” (Facebook thrives on people who bang and batter the English language to bits.)

And finally:  ”There are a hundred means of communication, and there is nothing to communicate.” (Tis indeed the sad state of affairs.)

Well, here is another I just found. “What I lament is the importance of head-lines and the unimportance of headwork; the eagerness to state a man’s views, compared with the carelessness about whether his views are really stated, let along whether they are really sound.” (Probably couldn’t have said it better myself. Ha, ha.)

Hope you enjoyed these Chestertonian insights! I did!

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Favorite Anti-Facebook Quotes

"I told him he was a very sad man, that collecting Facebook friends is the equivalent of being a catlady, collecting numerous Himalayans, which you have neither the time nor the inclination to feed. "You have obviously never been on Facebook," he said. "It's so much worse than collecting cats." (Matt Labash)

One recent piece of research shows that “periodically checking your e-mail lowers your cognitive performance level to that of a drunk." (James Bowman)

"Internet software can be used as parasocietal mechanisms for the observation of online interactions. Online social networks allow for high levels of surveillance." (Susan B. Barnes)

"There are a hundred means of communication, and there is nothing to communicate.” (G.K. Chesterton)

“This... nicely catches the nuances of the ‘Facebook addict’ type: an anti-social, agoraphobic, ‘low maintenance’ lurker who is also a passive-aggressive and voyeuristic stalker accumulating useless social capital.” (Meaghan Morris)

"Facebook is a worldwide pie-stealing phenomenon that needs to be put behind bars." (Yours Truly)

"Oddly enough, Facebook has little to do with faces and nothing to do with books." (Mike C.)

“Modern societies must decide what their loves truly are — or else technology itself will entrap them in what is merely feasible.” (Michael Novak)

"Today we believe our machines allow us to know a lot more, and in many ways they do. What we don’t want to admit — but should — is that they also ensure that we directly experience less." (Christine Rosen)

“The human race has susceptibility to harm but Mr. Zuckerberg has attained an unenviable record: he has done more harm to the human race than anybody else his age.” (Eben Moglen)

"God is omnipresent. Facebook comes in second." (Ironic Catholic)

"It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity." (Albert Einstein)

"Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards." (Aldous Huxley)

"Technology... is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other." (Carrie Snow)

"It is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome." (T.S. Eliot, about radio)

"Soon silence will have passed into legend. Man has turned his back on silence. Day after day he invents machines and devices that increase noise and distract humanity from the essence of life, contemplation, meditation." (Jean Arp)

"The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do." (B. F. Skinner)

"We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology." (Carl Sagan)

"Television to brainwash us all and Internet to eliminate any last resistance." (Paul Carvel)

"Technology... the knack of so arranging the world that we don't have to experience it." (Max Frisch)

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